1 year ago

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Harding: You might also warn him, just to be fair, that I have been bull goose loony on this ward for nigh onto two years, and that I'm crazier than any man alive.
McMurphy: Mr. Bibbit, you might warn this Mr. Harding that I'm so crazy that I admit to voting for Eisenhower.
Harding: Bibbit! You tell Mr. McMurphy I'm so crazy I voted for Eisenhower twice!
McMurphy: And you tell Mr. Harding right back that I'm so crazy I plan to vote for Eisenhower again this November.
Harding: I take off my hat.

1 year ago

A quote from Ashley

"This guy and his girlfriend came in ordered pizza and wings. I asked him how he wanted his wings and he shrugged and said “Ask her”. I looked at her and she said “Mild” and her voice was deeper than his! I then asked what type of dressing they wanted and they both said ranch at the same time and then they looked at each other like they fell back in love all over again. All over fucking ranch dressing, Qaree."

1 year ago

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The moment when your best friend finds out that all of your wise quotes come from the Perks of Being a Wallflower.

1 year ago

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1 year ago

If you’re going to try to lure me onto some website, at least do it intelligently. 

If you’re going to try to lure me onto some website, at least do it intelligently. 

1 year ago

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High Quality
LMFAOOO. “You’re… leaving us?” 
ahahahahaha. 

LMFAOOO. “You’re… leaving us?” 

ahahahahaha. 

2 years ago

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It’s so odd to realize that all of the seniors are leaving by the end of the next week. 
Even if they’re incredibly dorky. 

It’s so odd to realize that all of the seniors are leaving by the end of the next week. 

Even if they’re incredibly dorky. 

2 years ago

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While on the subject of arsenic in AP Bio..

Ms. Polk: So, what do you know about arsenic?
Qaree: Some men can't hold theirs?
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I definitely felt quite clever.

2 years ago

The moment when you casually quote a song lyric in a conversation and it goes unnoticed.

Aly: I dreamed about him again.
Qaree: Was it a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?
Aly: It was neither. Just neutral.

2 years ago

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brooksiebaby:

Oh so relevant.